Do you guys think Dexter could undertake the zombies in Miami before a viral breakout?
In the first week of postgrad (f)unemployment
I managed to:
1) Get stuck in the desert on a failed road trip with my family, spending the subsequent days toting our SUV back up 500 miles driving 45mph. We never even made it to our first destination.
2) Drink too much tequila, and then jump into my friend’s pool at her Bon Voyage party when I know I can’t swim.
3) Get too sick to function after the too much tequila and pool jumping.
4) Attend a graduation that I was supposed to be walking in because I dropped out since I thought I was going to be on a road trip.
5) Suddenly burst into tears while sitting in front of the TV, realizing that I am not making an income, fearing I will not make a dent in this world.
Ah, welcome.
Damn girl. She managed to break my heart with this song.
Help me! I’m graduating in 2 weeks and I’m falling.
#boyfriend (Taken with instagram)
Genius, she really is.
